88,000 Sayings & Jokes - Funny Catalog app for iPhone and iPad
Developer: Mario Guenther-Bruns
First release : 23 Mar 2012
App size: 62.28 Mb
The world’s greatest app for sayings & jokes!
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OVERVIEW
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We’ve created the worlds greatest app
for sayings, quotes and jokes!
So you’re looking
for the perfect quote or saying?
Or just want to have fun
and a good time?
Enjoy the best of the best
& funniest sayings, ever!
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QUANTITIES
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● 88,000+ cool sayings,
funny jokes & cute quotes
- no internet connection required!
● 130 categories
- for anyone, any taste and any mood:
✔ Cool Sayings
✔ Funny Jokes
✔ Romantic Quotes
✔ Attitude Sayings
✔ SEX Jokes
✔ Sarcastic Sayings
✔ Friendship Sayings
✔ T-Shirt Sayings
✔ Insulting Sayings
✔ Things Not To Say During Sex
✔ Sticker Sayings
✔ Car Bumper Sayings
✔ Funny Ways To Annoy People
✔ Yo mamma
✔ Dirty Sayings
✔ Emo Jokes
✔ Funny Confucius
✔ Men and Women
✔ Oneliners
✔ Crazy Thoughts
✔ Weird Language
✔ Last Words
✔ Knock Knock Sayings
✔ Funny Names
✔ Funny Military Quotes
✔ Crazy Bollywood Subtitles
✔ Weird Band Names
✔ Love Sayings
✔ Love Poems
✔ Good Morning SMS
✔ Good Night SMS
✔ Flirting SMS
✔ Broken Heart Quotes
✔ Humorous Sayings
✔ Wise Quotes
✔ Geek and Nerd Quotes
✔ Irish Blessings
✔ Rumi and Sufi Sayings
✔ Bible Verses
✔ Birthday Congratulations
✔ Easter and Christmas Quotes
✔ Valentine’s Day Wishes
✔ Things You’d Love To Say But Can’t
✔ Thank You!
✔ Tongue Twister
✔ Tattoo Phrases
✔ Latin and Greek Tattoo Phrases
✔ Get well soon
and about 75 other categories!
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SECTIONS
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● Favourites section
for your favourite sayings & jokes
● Search sayings & jokes
by full text search
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SHARING
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● Social Networks
● E-mail
● Copy to clipboard
● SMS (text message)
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USABILITY
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● Easy navigation
● Text to speech: The App reads
(Internet connection required)
● Random saying
● Rate all sayings online
● Retina display ready
● Universal App
● Multilingual - you can change
the language of your device
also to German and Italian (40,000 English,
40,000 German, 8,000 Italian)
● All sayings are text ready
- no need to cut and paste
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Just try it!
It’s the best app of the kind,
it’s the sayings application
you have been waiting for!
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Latest reviews of 88,000 Sayings & Jokes - Funny Catalog app for iPhone and iPad
I bought this app and it looks nothing like it shows. It isnt sorted into categories like it says either - it brings up knock knock jokes and doesnt let me pick any categories that I want to try. Waste of time and my 99 cents!!
The description is not what you get, to contact the company, you must understand what looks like German, and get error messages when you try to send. None of the jokes are there, just some random bumper stickers. Do not buy this until it is confirmed you get what you pay for. Wish apple had a refund button for crAPPS
What they said...this app stinks, bad spelling, bad jokes.
It just totally sucked
There are some good ones but mostly its just ok